May 2013
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Don’t even know how to feel about that finale…
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Life Hacks
Taking a picture of the back pf your head to make sure tour bow is straight.
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My bra and underwear match
so it’s obviously going to be a good night.
zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
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It's a 5 am and I may be complaining, but...
Why does there have to be a mother’s day and then a father’s day a month later? Why can’t we combine this shit show like we did grandparent’s day, so I don’t have to suffer through two awkward holidays. Sounds much better in my opinion. Just saying.
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Posting my bad poem so it’ll make room for the good words… (That’s how creativity works right?)
Sincerely, Already regretting this decision.
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I just have too big a heart with hallways of rooms to fill. Stretching limbs paper thin so maybe I can pen all my explanations upon them… But you don’t know me at all.
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My cat doesn’t love me. She just comes into my room to pass out in a ball at my feet.
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I’m stuck on my writing because it’s a new partition in my notebook, and I want whatever begins it to be great… I’ve never asked for them before, but maybe a prompt would help. Prompt me guys!
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no)
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thehobodad:
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:
acetrainerghirahim:
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
thatfunnyblog:
my favorite disney princess is me
Anonymous asked: Write BETCH
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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I may or may not be trying to rate all 8,000 of the songs in my iTunes…
six word poem 5/13
atonguewithbutsixwords:
Will our love songs ever expire?
cloysterbell:
thecheekbonesandthechin:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
“Is it me you love
or the me you want to see,
the me I’m not yet?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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I swear there’s a bird in this Kroger…
plz
red: seven insecurities
orange: six fears
yellow: five turn ons
green: four life goals
blue: three fears
indigo: two weaknesses
violet: one thing you love
